this is not what we expected.

Tonight, walking into Ralph’s to grab a half gallon of skim milk, I overheard a homeless guy freestyling about customers in the parking lot. I hope, if he did in fact freestyle about me, that it was a) some real shit like Coolio’s gangsta paradise or b) something really fresh like Coolio’s the winner. both songs can be found on Dangerous Minds soundtrack and the ever so popular Space Jam “mix tape for 10 year olds”. Trust me, it’s not “just a soundtrack”. Wow…I kind of went off on some tangent. What I’m getting at here is that Coolio is the shit, and, that it might have possibly been Coolio standing outside of Ralph’s. There, my dear readers, everything comes full circle.